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unclefather:

someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?

me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*

me: no thank you

(via sorry)

rainbow-femme:

Ursula is the best Disney villain. She doesn’t do what she does to take over a kingdom, she just does it cause she enjoys it and happens to get a chance to do it to the daughter of a king she doesn’t like. And what is the thing she does? Use poorly constructed contracts to trap mermaids and turn them into worm people for her worm people garden. Not slaves or anything useful like furniture, just sad worm people that sit in her house and be sad. What a bizarrely specific form of chaos

humorstar:

when you have good grades without studying

(Source: humorstar, via unescapable)

emospacekid:

me in bed, thinking about everything my mental illness has taken from me

(via wasntevenyourdarlinganyway)

starfleetrambo:

dog: (somewhere in the house) *tap tap tap tap*

me: *calls its name*

dog: *TAPATAPATAPATAPATAPATAP*

(via aalarmm)

ouc-h:

i wish i could fast forward time to see if it’s worth it

(via aalarmm)

cuckroach:

patient: i dont feel well

me: okay well i have it worse also didnt ask

(via giggle)

veincold:

really wanna fall in love but mostly with myself

(via justkeepbreathing831)